The Double-Edged Sword
9 features and puzzles from Issues I–IV
Satire · From the print humor column
Pineapple on pizza is a horribly bold choice that is made every day by ravenous individuals. One might think that it is okay to defile pizza with such cold, yellow chunks; however, this is a crime against the fundamental laws of nature. Pineapple does NOT belo…
Read Story →Eight faculty and staff members submitted a photo of their pet who they believe is the cutest companion on campus. Bad news: some of the submissions are a bit chopped and it is up to YOU to help determine which pet will …
Read Story →Have you noticed the intense heat recently, even though it's already October? Like many others, I have found myself fatigued due to the sultriness. Well, we're not the only ones trying to beat the heat and avoid drowsine…
Read Story →Fat Bear Week, the annual competition voted on by the public to find the worldʼs fattest bear, just concluded on September 29th. The group of bears competing for the fattest bear title resides at Katmai National Park in …
Read Story →After extensive research and observations (along with never seeing these two people in the same room together), we, the staff of the Double-Edged Sword, can no longer remain silent.…
Read Story →*Answers are by faculty/staff last name with the exception of 2 Down…
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