September Ins and Outs @ SPHS

WHAT'S IN AT ST. PAUL:

• Carrying a 40-ounce water bottle that looks bulletproof
• Boys spraying the full bottle of cologne in one go
• Having open tabs of Cool Math Games
• Stopping in the hallways to talk with friends and cause traffic
• Having mechanical pencils that always break when you need them most and run out of lead quickly
• Migrating to the Learning Commons for class
• Asking to go to the bathroom to take a leisurely sightseeing journey through campus
• Praying that 3rd period will end

WHAT'S OUT AT ST. PAUL:

• Having a regular-sized water bottle
• Boys wearing durable deodorant that lasts all day
• Having tabs open to finish other assignments
• Zooming through the hallways to not be late
• Using standard Ticonderoga #2 pencils
• Trying to outlast the heat in the classroom
• Actually going to the bathroom when you have to
• Finding ways to make the most of 3rd period

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