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Comedy Corner · Issue I

September Ins and Outs @ SPHS

WHAT'S IN AT ST. PAUL:

  • Carrying a 40-ounce water bottle that looks bulletproof
  • Boys spraying the full bottle of cologne in one go
  • Having open tabs of Cool Math Games
  • Stopping in the hallways to talk with friends and cause traffic
  • Having mechanical pencils that always break when you need them most and run out of lead quickly
  • Migrating to the Learning Commons for class
  • Asking to go to the bathroom to take a leisurely sightseeing journey through campus
  • Praying that 3rd period will end
Coolmath Games logo
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Praying hands illustration
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WHAT'S OUT AT ST. PAUL:

  • Having a regular-sized water bottle
  • Boys wearing durable deodorant that lasts all day
  • Having tabs open to finish other assignments
  • Zooming through the hallways to not be late
  • Using standard Ticonderoga #2 pencils
  • Trying to outlast the heat in the classroom
  • Actually going to the bathroom when you have to
  • Finding ways to make the most of 3rd period
Ticonderoga pencils
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Old Spice deodorant
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